What My On Did I Summer Vacation ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ by Goerge Bush

Isn't it wonderful the President is taking time off from his 68 week vacation to remind us why American's are dropping like flies with no end in sight! I had completely forgotten that....

• We're fightin' em over there so we don't have to fight em here!
• They attacked, they attacked, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11....
• Freedom's on the March.
• Gotta finish the job!! It's what the fallen soldiers would have wanted! (isn't it, like, so kewl how he speaks for the dead since, like, they can't and stuff...)

I'm guessing on that last one that the job they still need to finish is the final coat of gilding on those ornamental turrets for Halliburton's HQ in Umm Qasr. Well, in any case now that he's relieved me and the rest of the country of our silly doubts, we can go back to the "country's business"...bashing gold star moms, outing CIA agents and shredding John Robert's paper trail. And why can't that lazy Mexican Attorney General use the Patriot Act to lock up all those commie ditch-dwelling dissenters who are standing in the way of Freedom!! Well, hopefully George will have time to get back to his bike rides and brush clearin' with Uncle Dick.